It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via pussintehboots)
Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (PIANO cover)
This is ridiculously better than the original.
this is really pretty
(Source: hardcore, via pussintehboots)
- Me: I'm generally a calm and caring person.
- Friend: Marianas Trench sucks.
- Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF NO DON'T EVEN NO THEY ARE AMAZING HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: Except when people do that.
(Source: thelightsarebokan, via forcing--happiness)
(Source: brokethoseheartsofcinnamon, via forcing--happiness)
I can just imagine coming home late and Matt’s there sitting on the couch giving you that look. He won’t take any bullshit excuses, you can tell from the expression. “Oh really? You had to save a cat? A likely story…”
STOP
BEING
SO
PERFECT
I love this man.
(via thatslowandsimplemelody)
I can just imagine coming home late and Matt’s there sitting on the couch giving you that look. He won’t take any bullshit excuses, you can tell from the expression. “Oh really? You had to save a cat? A likely story…”
STOP
BEING
SO
PERFECT
I love this man.
(via thatslowandsimplemelody)
(Source: skinjackerr, via sever-forever)